mal was anderes...

Wissenschaft und Partyspass:

"Next time you're seated at a dinner party and bored stiff because the conversation's turned towards mutual funds or how the local PTA really has to get its act together, discretely take the water glass from the table, place it between your legs, unzip your pants, and ejaculate into it.

Put the glass back on the table and wait a while, being careful to avoid any toasts.

Before long, the milky, floating, mucoid mass will actually start to look like a human baby. It may also look like a horsy or a ducky, but for the sake of argument, let's agree that it looks like a baby.

Okay, so maybe you don't want to do that in public. Regardless, this water-glass experiment was nearly all the evidence that 18th century biologists needed to conclude that this jism baby was the male's gift to the female. They believed that in order for the baby to be born, all a woman had to do was incubate the darn thing for nine months. She contributed nothing except to give the fetus a place to hang out and eat.

That's right, women were nothing but the fleshy equivalent of a muffin oven; a potful of dirt; a silky garden patch for man's seed.

No wonder men considered women to be nonessential. No wonder women considered themselves to be nonessential."


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modernist - 27. Feb, 01:29

das könnte...

im übrigen auch die erklärung für die vielen look-a-likes in den "bei der geburt getrennt threads sein... einfach in zwei gläser wixen und gerecht auf ein zwillingspärchen aufteilen, dem man danach jedweden kontakt zueinander untersagt und zusätzlich zur namensänderung nötigt. fertig!

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