Aber den Vogel schiesst...
.. die NPD letztendlich noch selber ab, da braucht es eigentlich gar keine Aufklärung mehr, bei diesem Trauerspiel...
tronn - 30. Okt, 21:29
Dienstag, 30. Oktober 2007
Ole - Ole - Hertha ade
Auch wenn ich diesen Witz eventuell nur bis morgen (Dortmund-Frankfurt) machen kann, so konnte ich mir das einfach nicht verkneifen ;)
tronn - 30. Okt, 21:26
Basale Dialektik: Die Welt und das Ich. Heute: EMO
Aufgeschreckt durch besorgniserregende Beobachtungen, die ich während meiner zwangsmäßig abzuhaltenden Tutorien machte, hier eine Annäherung an einen Begriff, vielmehr eine Lebensform in theoretischer Weise (praktisch werden würde dies wohl eher in der Wirkungsgeschichte der Werken des frühen PommesSchranke bzw. tronn/LMPMP vor dem Hintergrund magnetisierter Erfahrung).
Some definitions of Emo
A)
An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:
1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.
This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!
When she sees how sensitive and emo I have become, she'll definately go out with me!
B)
Like a Goth, only much less dark and much more Harry Potter.
C)
Emu spelled incorrectly.
"That emo sure is fast!"
Some definitions of Emo
A)
An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:
1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.
This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!
When she sees how sensitive and emo I have become, she'll definately go out with me!
B)
Like a Goth, only much less dark and much more Harry Potter.
C)
Emu spelled incorrectly.
"That emo sure is fast!"
modernist - 30. Okt, 01:02
