Donnerstag, 28. September 2006

You sir are...

...suffering from a self induced mind-fuck...low levels of testosterone are compounding your suffering (let's face it, you're acting like a highschool girl that's just been dumped)...

step one: drink/smoke until you pass out.

step two: (the next day) inject 3cc of T-enanthate. Drink a big mug of coffee.

step three: realize that if you had stayed with her she would have driven you bat-shit crazy with all the horridly annoying irrational crap she used to pull (I know this is true because all women are like this).

step four: be a man for christ's sake...enough of this sniveling highschool drama shit.

step five: if you're not better by this time you need to have one of your friends punch you in the head and knock some sense into you.


Es scheint halt doch überall dasselbe zu sein...

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