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So lautet das Motto der Kölner Karnevalisten, dennoch wurden zum heutigen Rosenmontagsumzug in Köln Brück Alkopops in Plastiktütchen (wie die Shampoproben in deiner Mens Health Thilo) in die Menge geworfen. Da es sich hier um den Umzug der Schulen des Stadtviertels handelt rekrutieren sich die Zuschauer natürlich hauptsächlich aus Kindern. Offiziell ist man entrüstet, tatsächlich steckt jedoch der 1. FC Köln hinter der Sache!
Sie wollen den Kindern die grausame Realität der 18 (in Worten: achtzehn) sieglosen Spiele und bisher nur 15 erzielten Punkten (0,65 Punkte pro Spiel) ersparen. Natürlich nur eine vage Mutmaßung meinerseits - ich rufe zu weiteren Spekulationen und mehr übler Nachrede auf.

Wissenschaft und Partyspass:

"Next time you're seated at a dinner party and bored stiff because the conversation's turned towards mutual funds or how the local PTA really has to get its act together, discretely take the water glass from the table, place it between your legs, unzip your pants, and ejaculate into it.

Put the glass back on the table and wait a while, being careful to avoid any toasts.

Before long, the milky, floating, mucoid mass will actually start to look like a human baby. It may also look like a horsy or a ducky, but for the sake of argument, let's agree that it looks like a baby.

Okay, so maybe you don't want to do that in public. Regardless, this water-glass experiment was nearly all the evidence that 18th century biologists needed to conclude that this jism baby was the male's gift to the female. They believed that in order for the baby to be born, all a woman had to do was incubate the darn thing for nine months. She contributed nothing except to give the fetus a place to hang out and eat.

That's right, women were nothing but the fleshy equivalent of a muffin oven; a potful of dirt; a silky garden patch for man's seed.

No wonder men considered women to be nonessential. No wonder women considered themselves to be nonessential."


quelle: t-nation